Florida IS sinking. And we're ignoring the warnings.
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=florida+flooding+climate+change
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saltesc@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No one in the world wants your shitty Florida, especially that part of the world. You’re going to have to think of a more permanent ‘sunken without warning’ solution.
m_r_butts@kbin.social 8 months ago
Tvkan@feddit.de 8 months ago
Sssshhh. Let it sink.
theodewere@kbin.social 8 months ago
Europe has a serious lack of wooded swampland.. you need to consider this a little.. with one move, you could satisfy all your swamp needs for centuries to come probably.. and you get gators as a bonus.. that continent hasn't seen large aquatic reptilians in millions of years.. the kids will be excited, i guarantee it..
turddle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
AND it comes with Disney World + Universal Studios? The kids will love it! You gotta take that deal. Think of the children!
Take it. Come on. Please.
LeberechtReinhold@lemmy.world 8 months ago
We got our swamps, but then came the Dutch and they defeated the sea.
theodewere@kbin.social 8 months ago
you'll have to keep the Dutch out completely.. setup check points around the Alps so none get through with shovels..