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He was big into NOS and Ketamin.
So we know what to test.
No time for clinical trials. Start fertility treatments with drugs and nut kicks immediately.
Elon Musk has a ketamine habit, a dozen kids with as many women, and there’s no way he wasn’t repeatedly kicked in the nuts as a teenager.
You might be on to something here.
Aren’t all of his kids IVF because his dick doesn’t work?
Or is that nonsense? So hard to know these days.
I think one of his exes said it but I dunno if that’s real confirmation, but I find it fun to say Elon has a broke dick anyway.
It’s also theorized that they’re IVF because they are all boys except one, and he was real mad about that too.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
No time for clinical trials. Start fertility treatments with drugs and nut kicks immediately.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Elon Musk has a ketamine habit, a dozen kids with as many women, and there’s no way he wasn’t repeatedly kicked in the nuts as a teenager.
You might be on to something here.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 week ago
Aren’t all of his kids IVF because his dick doesn’t work?
Or is that nonsense? So hard to know these days.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I think one of his exes said it but I dunno if that’s real confirmation, but I find it fun to say Elon has a broke dick anyway.
It’s also theorized that they’re IVF because they are all boys except one, and he was real mad about that too.