Comment on egg

• oo1@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  These snakes both lay and eat eggs, so they can get abortion with breakfast.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think I’ll leave the snake jokes to you. That was really good

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• Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The fuck are you talking about.

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  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Diaphragms are a form of birth control. They are making a joke by deliberating misinterpreting the specific meaning of the word used in an absurdist way, in the Mad Hatter style.

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah we all get that, we don’t get why they felt the necessity to set it up by being rude to a random.

      It seems like a bad attempt to cover-up a mistake but whatever.

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      • littletoolshed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I definitely did not think they were being rude, and thought their reply was hilarious.

        Sometimes I reply with these bland and lifeless replies, knowing full goddamn well what the OP is saying, just to get the conversation juices flowing. This one went great till I noticed all the downvotes 😵

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      • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That is a good question. Why are you being rude to randoms?

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a pun, you goober

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s word salad.

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Can you legitimately not understand or are you just upset? I’m willing to explain the correlation between contraceptive use and economics, if it’s the former

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