Comment on How do you all keep the area around the toilet paper dust-free?

nokturne213@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• kdcd@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t dry your bum off?

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  • nokturne213@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I walk like zoidberg until it is dry.

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• TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please elaborate. What does the clean up process look like if you use no paper at all?

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Air compressor. Just have to be careful not to blow your anus off.

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    • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sounds like the kind of thing that could get you a Darwin Award.

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  • Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was also surprised how well it works, but you genuinely just sploosh water with a mild bit of pressure at it and it comes off.

    I’ve been using a hand-operated travel bidet, which is basically just a squeeze bottle with a nozzle, and that still gets me perfectly clean. Definitely much cleaner than with toilet paper.

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  • nokturne213@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You know those pressure washer videos where they clean sidewalks? Like that, but it is your poop shoot being cleaned.

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