Comment on And you still don't believe in God?

• alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bro, carrots to chicken? Really? You literally had anything to anything to choose from here - while attempting to literally one-up a god, mind - sky’s the limit and everything, and that’s what you settle on?

  Not rocks into gold, sand into heroin, water into a 40 year old scotch, pee into milkshakes; nah, that’d be fuckin lame compared to carrots into motherfuckin chicken! I mean, I get it, kinda, cuz I’m not into carrots and would prefer chicken in its place 100% of the time, but… I’m just sayin, compared to some of the possibilities that’s like mid at best, prolly more like a sidegrade if we’re being honest.

  Oooh, every other flavor Starburst into pink! Boom. Talk about unlimited cosmic power

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  • Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Shhh, you’re frightening the guy whose max dreams were raisins to chocolate. Don’t overwhelm him. Be calm and nice.

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    • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah I’m really quivering over here

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