Math says it’ll take more than 2 minutes, so unfortunately it’s out of reach for you
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humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
What if I wanted to cook the chicke through friction, by say inserting an object 3 fingers or so thick in and out of its cavity as fast as athletically possible? … so um… how long should I keep fucking my chicken?
ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
alternatively, how long do I have to keep choking my chicken to cook it?