Steal $499 then wait out the statute of limitations, and repeat 😎
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salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days agoJust a warning - they might actually notice you doing it, and are waiting on you to steal a certain dollar amount (link shows thresholds for different US states) before they come after you so they can charge you with a felony.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So don’t go over $500 in any state but New Jersey. Cool!
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 day ago
A 1970’s law saying it’s a felony if people steal more than $199 (cumulatively) is insane. How many for-profit prisons are in New Jersey again…?