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Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I’m never the one that fucks up. It’s always the machine that is the problem.
Scan item, set in bag. Machine says “hey, you didn’t scan that!” the fuck I didn’t! You beeped! I see the fucking item in the list on your screen!
Dryfire@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
My favorite was having multiples of an item, getting prompted to enter the quantity, and then having the machine yell at me for just placing them in the bagging area.
The fuck is the point?
echodot@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
The best is when you buy fruit all vegetables and it decides that the Apple that you are buying doesn’t weigh the right amount.
One time I bought the largest potato you’ve ever seen in your life and it decided that it was too big and therefore could not possibly be a potato and must instead be some high value item I was stealing, although nonetheless scanning. But the problem is the alternative is to talk to people.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
scans one potato
Weighs as much as an entire bag of potatoes
“Thief! This guy’s over here tryna steal potatoes!”
echodot@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
You pay by weight, so I don’t really understand what its problem was.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
-dictated on an iPhone/iPad/Mac?
:)
Also
Be in the top 5% of customers the cashier had that day! (A little reframing for the next time self checkout is down, understand still not ideal)
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I accidentally managed to rack up 36 large bottles of water. That amount wouldn’t even fit in my car.