This thread gets dangerously close to r34 territory, and I do not know if I like that.
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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee āØ1ā© āØdayā© agoOfc not, donāt be silly.
Nuts have nipples (where do you think almond milk comes from? Kids today have prob never seen an almond on a farm & think almond milk grows in the stores!).
And if the seeds on the strawberries really are ānutsā, then we should be able to milk them.
I see no flaw in my logic.
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de āØ22ā© āØhoursā© ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee āØ22ā© āØhoursā© ago
Well, unfortunately Iām no artist & Iām against AI (the system, not the tech as such), so no pics.
But yeah, definitely, can you imagine the number of nips on a single strawberry? And the satisfaction of each nut? The dripping milk?
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de āØ21ā© āØhoursā© ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world āØ21ā© āØhoursā© ago
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee āØ20ā© āØhoursā© ago
The real problem these days is with intensive almond farming. Almond tastes better from free range almonds, with space to graze in peace and calm between the bushes.
Have you heard of ābitter almondsā? Turns up in mystery novels. Itās what you get from caged almonds raised on steroids.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee āØ20ā© āØhoursā© ago
I love it when activists save caged almonds & how their little faces light up when, for the first time in their nutty lives, they arent sucked on by a relentless machine.