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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• stray@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Strawberries do not have nipples. :(

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ofc not, don’t be silly.

    Nuts have nipples (where do you think almond milk comes from? Kids today have prob never seen an almond on a farm & think almond milk grows in the stores!).

    And if the seeds on the strawberries really are “nuts”, then we should be able to milk them.
    I see no flaw in my logic.

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The real problem these days is with intensive almond farming. Almond tastes better from free range almonds, with space to graze in peace and calm between the bushes.

      Have you heard of “bitter almonds”? Turns up in mystery novels. It’s what you get from caged almonds raised on steroids.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I love it when activists save caged almonds & how their little faces light up when, for the first time in their nutty lives, they arent sucked on by a relentless machine.

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    • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This thread gets dangerously close to r34 territory, and I do not know if I like that.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Well, unfortunately I’m no artist & I’m against AI (the system, not the tech as such), so no pics.

        But yeah, definitely, can you imagine the number of nips on a single strawberry? And the satisfaction of each nut? The dripping milk?

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Strawberry cows

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Grazing in strawberry fields forever

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  • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If strawberries do not have nipples, then where does strawberry milk come from?

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