Immediately murders the closest person to see what happens
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janus2@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago“Welcome back! ReLife Corporation has spared you from the afterlife! Your reconstruction fee is a mere 450,000,000 credits. Please proceed to the Debt Servicers department and then the career fair down the hall!”
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
janus2@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Strength/athletics check.
Success: you kill the person. The coordinator presses a button and a smart restraining net robot launches from the ceiling and pins you down. “Congratulations! You’ve been identified as a prime candidate for a military career. You’re going to need that pay boost, because unfortunately we’ll have to charge part of that technician’s reconstruction fee to your tab.” You feel a needle pierce your neck and your vision goes dark.
Failure: The technician manages to pin you down until a smart restraining net is deployed to hold you. “Congratulations! You’ve been identified as a prime candidate for a law enforcement career. We like that kind of fighting spirit for keeping criminals off our streets.” You feel a needle pierce your neck and your vision goes dark.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
I cast Ketemine Ape.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 hours ago
Can’t wait to see the “pro choice” and “pro life” debates about forcibly resurrecting people.