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• Thwompthwomp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ha! Yeah, that’s too great to change :)

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• semisimian@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s the secret, and it’s how they keep it hush hush: they don’t take dollars, only shoes. Shoes for the wealthy is like Tide pods for the incarcerated: underground currency. It’s more difficult to hide a shoe in your prison-pocket, but I think the wealthy have people for that.

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  • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh now I understand - the rich sold their soles for their fortunes! It all makes sense now.

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• Today@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When you’re fancy enough to bowl in your own.

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