Unironically this is a basically true thing as well.
If it routinely takes you so long to shit that you… need to read something?
You have some kind of serious dietary deficiency, and/or some kind of gastro-intestinal or possibly musculature problem going on.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
What if I start pooping in 20 seconds and just shit so much it takes 10 minutes to stop?
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Relentlessly shitting for ten minutes lol
auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
20 seconds is the full duration. 1-2s to start.