That’s why I keep a book by the toilet.
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shininghero@pawb.social 2 months ago
Oh nooo, I’ll have pass time by…
Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!
THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!
stupe@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I have one of the old Ripley’s Believe It or Not books by mine. It’s wild how many things in there that amazed people back in the day aren’t really that amazing or unbelievable anymore. The internet has made the world a pretty jaded place.
auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.
Why tf are you having to pass time?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I guess I’m above average!
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s the old school phone
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Reader’s digest. My parents kept them in the bathroom.