That’s why I keep a book by the toilet.
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shininghero@pawb.social 1 month ago
Oh nooo, I’ll have pass time by…
Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!
THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!
stupe@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I have one of the old Ripley’s Believe It or Not books by mine. It’s wild how many things in there that amazed people back in the day aren’t really that amazing or unbelievable anymore. The internet has made the world a pretty jaded place.
auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.
Why tf are you having to pass time?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I guess I’m above average!
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That’s the old school phone
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Reader’s digest. My parents kept them in the bathroom.