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wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months agoThe produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck
You are a jerk.
Also, I don’t touch produce. When I deal with these plastic bags, I am using them to line my thermal bag, to carry home my hot meal of fried or glazed chicken. This is because the carrying pouch the store puts the chicken into has air holes - which means that my thermal bag would get dirty.
OK that was a bit much. I thought you were saying you went and licked your fingers each time you opened the bag just before squeezing the store tomatoes to find the right one.
you sick fuck. who fondles their fruits and veg at the store?
I usually molest them in the bathroom before checkout.
the high pressure flush cleans them right up before I put them back in my ass.
Nobody forced you to usher those words you sick freak
Lazhward@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m guessing your supermarket uses those fog thingies? They’re not used everywhere, i.e. not all produce is wet.
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Only places that have those foggers have produce bags.