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SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck

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  • Lazhward@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m guessing your supermarket uses those fog thingies? They’re not used everywhere, i.e. not all produce is wet.

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    • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Only places that have those foggers have produce bags.

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  • SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You are a jerk.

    Also, I don’t touch produce. When I deal with these plastic bags, I am using them to line my thermal bag, to carry home my hot meal of fried or glazed chicken. This is because the carrying pouch the store puts the chicken into has air holes - which means that my thermal bag would get dirty.

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    • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      OK that was a bit much. I thought you were saying you went and licked your fingers each time you opened the bag just before squeezing the store tomatoes to find the right one.

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        you sick fuck. who fondles their fruits and veg at the store?

        I usually molest them in the bathroom before checkout.

        the high pressure flush cleans them right up before I put them back in my ass.

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• blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is the correct answer. The sides of the bag are held together by a static charge. Wetting your fingers allows you to dissipate the charge, so the sides come apart.

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• potoo22@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When masks were mandatory, I couldn’t do this and tried for over a minute to open the damn bag.

  I found that if I start with the cold vegetable, I could use their moisture to wet my fingers.

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• trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Finger licking good

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• krawutzikaputzi@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I just red that as in lick your neighbors finger and thought yeah that sounds about right ;-)

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