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Instead of this section on clapping it from behind to watch the booty jiggle, may I suggest:

Every object perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon.

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OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
That's what I told your mom... last night.

I mean, let us publish these results in a journal of some scientific repute.

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- enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  There’s actually subreddit fo such academic papers, on reddit, r/immaterialscience. Few titles are like
  
  “Theoretical Upper Limit of Yo Mama’s Mass”. Which in the end there’s a section of Conflict of Interest: author has considerable interest in yo mama, both financially or otherwise. But unable to disclose the details,
  
  “Yo Mam Jokes as a Psychosexual Development”
  
  “Replying ‘Haha So True!’ to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimal Effort”
  
  “Thermodynaics of Silence: Why Quiet People Emits Cold Aura”
  
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  - OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
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    enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    haha so true
    
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