Anyone know how to afford moving costs?
Quit your current life and move to a country where they speak the language you want to learn. Get a menial job in a small town, find new friends, and learn what love is. Then youâll know what it truly means to speak a language.
Banana@sh.itjust.works â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
Crime
Banana@sh.itjust.works â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
Sound advice!
xxd@discuss.tchncs.de â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
This is the language equivalent of the âI have a small issue with this software.â - âHave you tried switching your OS to Linux?â conversation lol
kautau@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
Lol itâs almost even more extreme and has a common trope I love. âHey I got this spam textâŚâ
âBurn all your devices. Remove yourself from the grid. Scrub your identity. Purchase a single burner phone. Root it and install Graphene. Yes itâs hard. Google it. Wait, donât google it. Search for it elsewhere. Amass money somehow without using technology. Cut off your family ties. You need to move to another country. You will need a work visa to move to most countries. But to get that you will need an accepted job in advance. And to have that you will probably need to access technology. Instead, buy a fake passport, because very few countries will just let you âmove somewhereâ with a âmenial job.â Once you get there, develop passive income streams and quit your job. After you have been a landlord for two years you will finally know what itâs like to claim that being a landlord is a real job because you need to talk to tenants and file paperwork natively for an hour or two a week.â
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
I lost it at âroot it and install Graphene.â GrapheneOS does not work with rooted devices, and rooting is considered a security risk by the Graphene dev team haha.
RadicalEagle@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨days⊠ago
Or when Scout explains his date plan to Spy.
Spy: you have a dinner date for 7. What time do you arrive? Scout: 7⌠AM. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not Iâve gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.