Yeah even the first message sounds shitty outside of anything that isn’t a D/S kink lol. So many better ways to word that where it’s not “did you follow through with my demand?”

“Hey man checking on that body wash I asked you about”

“Oh sorry I forgot”

“No worries, since I don’t like your rose stuff, I’ll just pour a few coors lights over myself right before I dry off. Try to grab it next time you’re out if you can, thanks”