Greedy player: Shat about petrifying everybody then, who’s unfortunate enough to see me unclad?Pencil drawing of Medusa, lifting the chin of a helmeted man with closed eyes, so that they soon would be face to face.
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 day agoNat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
Isa@feddit.org 1 day ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
socsa@piefed.social 1 day ago
Cue my ...entry... music
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
Isa@feddit.org 1 day ago
WAIT!!! That was not what I …
Damn!
socsa@piefed.social 1 day ago
I attempt to seduce the nearest goat
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Nat 11
DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.”
Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”