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Isa@feddit.org 7 months ago
Nat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
I attempt to seduce the nearest goat
Nat 11
DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.”
Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”
Greedy player: Shat about petrifying everybody then, who’s unfortunate enough to see me unclad?Pencil drawing of Medusa, lifting the chin of a helmeted man with closed eyes, so that they soon would be face to face.
Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
Cue my ...entry... music
WAIT!!! That was not what I …
Damn!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
socsa@piefed.social 7 months ago
I attempt to seduce the nearest goat
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nat 11
DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.”
Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”
Isa@feddit.org 7 months ago
Greedy player: Shat about petrifying everybody then, who’s unfortunate enough to see me unclad?Pencil drawing of Medusa, lifting the chin of a helmeted man with closed eyes, so that they soon would be face to face.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
socsa@piefed.social 7 months ago
Cue my ...entry... music
Isa@feddit.org 7 months ago
WAIT!!! That was not what I …
Damn!