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Isa@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nat 20

  DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I attempt to seduce the nearest goat

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nat 11

      DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.”

      Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”

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  • Isa@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Greedy player: Shat about petrifying everybody then, who’s unfortunate enough to see me unclad?Pencil drawing of Medusa, lifting the chin of a helmeted man with closed eyes, so that they soon would be face to face.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.

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      • socsa@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Cue my ...entry... music

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      • Isa@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        WAIT!!! That was not what I …

        Damn!

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