You underestimate how hot a bowl of porridge can be.
The Porrigean theory has drawn a lot of attention lately from top theoretical physicists, and it addresses this very phenomenon.
It advances the hypothesis that the Big Bang was in fact a Primordial Porridge Bowl in a 4 dimensional plane that was so unbelievably hot that it was immediately dropped on the floor, and the projections of this Primordial Porridge into a 3D plane are what we observe as “our universe”.
ziggurat@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Goldilocks slept for an undisclosed amount of time