Vimes picked himself up off the greasy cobbles and stared at the Librarian.
He was experiencing something which had come as a shock to many people,
usually in much more unpleasant circumstances such as a brawl started in the Mended Drum when the ape wanted a bit of peace and quiet to enjoy a reflective pint, which was this:
the Librarian might look like a stuffed rubber sack, but what it was stuffed with was muscle.
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Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks agoOrangutans have entered the chat. Their only natural weapons are the long guns they’re packing. Lean machine all folded up in a big skin sack. Plenty of humans could bench an adult orangutan, zero humans are winning that fight.
That being said they’re basically just a half step down the neurology ladder and 2 steps up the jungle ladder, so it makes sense that they would outclass us.
DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
GNU Terry Pratchett!
Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure an Orangutan could lift a human, though.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
way more easily than a human could lift an orangutan