Comment on Anon is a fighter
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
you just fight a really slow gorilla instead
RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
A gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can’t lose.
I think… I sucked at gorilla physics class.