Oh no, nature is getting in the way of…a civilization of bipedal animals that encroached on nature!
It’s abhorrent!!
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Vinny_93@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Green shit on your terrace, leaves fucking everywhere, looming threat of bird shit on your head, seeds everywhere, roots growing through everything, blocking the sun at every step, tough lessons in gravity for things kids climbing them, lot of damage when it’s stormy out.
But nah trees are great, really.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Gray shit everywhere, concrete fucking everywhere, looming threat of 2-ton steel death machines caving in your head, overheating everywhere, asphalt plowing through everything, soaking up the sun at every step, tough lessons in momentum for kids crossing them, lot of traffic and pollution when there are drivers out.
You could change half of your words, and keep the meaning the same, and make a compelling case that roads, or any other things, are humanity’s greatest scourge.
Go touch whatever remaining local flora people like you have allowed to continue to exist, and quit being an imbecilic bellend online.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
That’s a feature. I don’t want to be grilled by the sun everywhere I go.
Great for local air quality, too.