Scientists have determined that rocks have souls. This revelation came on the heels of the discovery last month that souls definitely exist.
The only ethical move is to starve.
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Grostleton@lemm.ee 1 week agoGuess I’ll just eat rocks then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 week ago
They’re minerals, Grostleton.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Oh sure. They’ve spend millions of years sedimenting to form or metamorphasizing in the warm molten bosom of Mother Earth, just so you can selfishly stuff your gob with their crunchy goodness. I hope you are happy with yourself.