It may already be too late for you.
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JakenVeina@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I once fractured my fibula blowing out a candle. I was, like, 17. You’re telling me it’s going to get WORSE?!
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
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JakenVeina@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I once fractured my fibula blowing out a candle. I was, like, 17. You’re telling me it’s going to get WORSE?!
It may already be too late for you.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
How the FUCK did you manage to break your LEG by blowing air through your LIPS??
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
It’s called talent, learn it.
JakenVeina@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
It was one of those tall, thin church candles that you normally put out with a long handheld suffocator. Me, I tried to just jump for it. Came down awkwardly on one of the thing’s feet, lost my balance, and my leg crumpled in under me as I fell.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Always said organized religion is a dangerous thing…