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JakenVeina@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

I once fractured my fibula blowing out a candle. I was, like, 17. You’re telling me it’s going to get WORSE?!

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

fractured fibula

blowing out a candle

How the FUCK did you manage to break your LEG by blowing air through your LIPS??

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- ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  It’s called talent, learn it.
  
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- JakenVeina@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  It was one of those tall, thin church candles that you normally put out with a long handheld suffocator. Me, I tried to just jump for it. Came down awkwardly on one of the thing’s feet, lost my balance, and my leg crumpled in under me as I fell.
  
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  - Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Always said organized religion is a dangerous thing…
    
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flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
It may already be too late for you.

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