Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That’s today, when Pope Francis passes over. They’re going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme
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Karl@programming.dev 1 day ago
I don’t understand. Is Jesus just surprised that his priest is so wealthy or smth ?
Snothvalpen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Karl@programming.dev 1 day ago
Lmfao. This one is so creative it passed right over my head.
bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
Me too - my take on it was the end of the world is nigh and Jesus is returning to Earth, but on the way back he passes Francis’ soul
lemmyman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I too view memes only through a class struggle lens
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Nah. Jesus is rising from the dead and the pope is joining them
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
According to the christian fantasy book “the bible”, today’s the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn’t dead after being crusified 3 days ago
Karl@programming.dev 1 day ago
You could just say “According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days”
Trying hard to offend people, are we?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Claiming the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim
Karl@programming.dev 19 hours ago
Doesn’t matter? If u don’t believe in it, just adding an “According to the Bible, …” in thr beginning would have been enough.
PlaneMaker@feddit.org 1 day ago
Check the news
Zkuld@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think the joke is that since it’s so close to Easter they meet halfway to heaven
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Oh, we’re half way there
Oh-oh, livin’ on a prayer
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Take my popemobile, we’ll make it, I swear
Someplaceunknown@lemm.ee 21 hours ago
Oh-oh, livin’ on a prayer
jaaake@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
This makes more sense than my interpretation. I thought it was saying we survived the end times and Jesus was returning as his second coming.
Current evidence suggests we’re only at the beginning of Armageddon.