What would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won’t need to reuse even one!
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TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 8 months agoThe idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”
MNByChoice@midwest.social 8 months ago
No, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings.
“My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch.”
“Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base.”
TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I like to imagine they compete to see who gets the best drag queen for story hour. We could do a draft!
nxdefiant@startrek.website 8 months ago
This would be Texas, they would have private libraries, they would name them TRUTHberies, and their logos would all be blatantly racist and vaguely homoerotic.
macaroni1556@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
“Real Men Ride Bareback at Loving County TRUTHbrary”
nxdefiant@startrek.website 8 months ago
the horse is inexplicably drawn with blackface
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bareback Mountain County Truthbrary