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captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 months agoThe number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 months ago
No they won’t. My gun would never hurt me. I feed it all its favorite foods and take it for walks in the park every day. It loves me.
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh shit. Are you serious?
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 3 months ago
That’s honestly nothing. I had a coworker who had been recently married and invited us to dinner. I go to his house, and there’s a gun in the shower, a gun in the kitchen, a gun in the living room… Like, at that point just wear the gun on the belt, my man.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Unfortunately yes.