Hello, we should sell crystals, what shpuld we claim the crystals do? I can make all kind of crystals out of common industrial commodities!
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ameancow@lemmy.world 1 week agoI am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.
5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we’re about to lose foreign production it’s time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Crystals can actually remove bad influences from your life, if you throw them hard enough.
slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
DM me… Let’s start a business… If things gonna be this silly might as well make a silly living