Comment on The truth about Canada

• JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe you’re a time traveller! If I were you, I would use this power for the silliest things as long as they’re funny.

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  • olicvb@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll try and not mess the timeline too much <3

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    • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line.

      Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.

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    • Historical_General@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then don’t reveal that you’re a time traveller blabbermouth!

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