Comment on Rocky rock rocking

Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

I have to say it. That’s a really nice rock.

Well rounded

Uniform oval shape

Well distributed grain

Minimal color invariance

Pauli’s exclusion principle compliant

Higher than average support threshold

Aerodynamic

Hydrodynamic

No moss (that’s always a plus)

No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

Negative wobblyness

3 dimensional

Positive spinniness

Nice all around silicate spectrum

Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

High end projectile index (above 0.95, that’s factoring window breaking potential)

Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that’s garlic grade)

Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

Gravitationally bound to Earth system

Free range Baryonic matter contents

All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the ±wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

Rate: 5/7

7/7 with rice

Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

Judgement: 👍

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