True. OP needs to do his own reading.
Comment on Rocky rock rocking
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Rocks aren’t real people!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It’s all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 4 days ago
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The Brotherhood of Stone has been at this for centuries making people believe in rocks. Its the most despicable, heinous, ludicrous conspiracy that has its claws reaching into everything, literally everything. I’ve been researching it for decades and I still haven’t found just how far the rabbit hole goes.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 days ago
Fucking Brotherhoods are never up to anything good.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 days ago
Rocks are real people. That’s why they make great pets.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Rocks are not mere pets, do not be so arrogant to think of them as such. You might think of them as tools but you’d be wrong about that was well. We are the tools. We have been tools from the moment a human first picked up on of those profane things. A rock hungers for violence and murder yet lacks the capacity to perform such feats on its own. They use us, like Cain of old, to turn the grindstone wet with blood for goals beyond our understanding.
griff@lemmings.world 4 days ago
um…ROCK Hudson?? Dwayne Johnson?
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Obviously sleeper agents to spread the infernal unnatural words of the geologist conspiracy. Rock Hudson! Just look how long they’ve been keeping the blinders on all of us.
griff@lemmings.world 3 days ago
so true!!!