Comment on Rocky rock rocking

groolthedemon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• griff@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  um…ROCK Hudson?? Dwayne Johnson?

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  • groolthedemon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obviously sleeper agents to spread the infernal unnatural words of the geologist conspiracy. Rock Hudson! Just look how long they’ve been keeping the blinders on all of us.

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    • griff@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      so true!!!

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• HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  True. OP needs to do his own reading.

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  • groolthedemon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Brotherhood of Stone has been at this for centuries making people believe in rocks. Its the most despicable, heinous, ludicrous conspiracy that has its claws reaching into everything, literally everything. I’ve been researching it for decades and I still haven’t found just how far the rabbit hole goes.

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    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fucking Brotherhoods are never up to anything good.

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• Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rocks are real people. That’s why they make great pets.

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  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rocks are not mere pets, do not be so arrogant to think of them as such. You might think of them as tools but you’d be wrong about that was well. We are the tools. We have been tools from the moment a human first picked up on of those profane things. A rock hungers for violence and murder yet lacks the capacity to perform such feats on its own. They use us, like Cain of old, to turn the grindstone wet with blood for goals beyond our understanding.

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