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musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.

Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you’ll receive in exchange.

And in case you’re wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.

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