Let’s talk about some aged goat cheese directly from Tuscany.
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musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 week agoA piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.
Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you’ll receive in exchange.
And in case you’re wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.
SamB@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Sergio@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
Source: experimental investigation.
CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This really deserves at least 3/4 the amount of upvotes as the one it’s responding to