Comment on Who's fastest, Sonic or The Flash?
FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.
Taco2112@lemmy.world 1 week ago
P.F. Flyers?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
That was Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez
FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 1 week ago
No, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.