This is what happens, when global warming lights the turtles on fire.
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limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 1 week ago
GammaGames@beehaw.org 1 week ago
Your friend the Turtle… He died a few years ago. The old idiot puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two. Very sad, don’t you think? But also quite bizarre.
mmddmm@lemm.ee 1 week ago
That’s just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it’s hanging from the ceiling!
(And just because I couldn’t make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)
limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
I was just joking also, the only reason I did not put the sarcasm tag was I had an iOS keyboard. Still not sure where that button is, someone said it’s next to the “any” key.
mmddmm@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Oh, your joke was obvious enough.
limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Yes ! Indeed
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 week ago
The turtle moves!