Comment on John 14:6

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

Jesus’ mum was this woman, the Virgin Mary, who one night got visited by an angel and told she’d been gotten pregnant by a Holy Ghost. Of course, actual ghosts jizz ectoplasm which only contains ghost sperm, but Jesus wasn’t born a phantom, leading experts to believe Mary wasn’t impregnated by a real ghost, but by a man in a sheet like in Scooby-Doo.

-Philomena Cunk

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