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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh dear gods. I cannot imagine intentionally giving yourself an anal fistula

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  • LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Boy, wait until your hear about Prince Albert

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you have him in a can?

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It can be an anal flute, depending on how elaborate the piercing is.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Your ass is not forgiving when you get older. Some of these porn stars are really going to keep the adult diaper and colostomy industry in business.

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