I don’t have any strong feelings about fast food pizza, but two houses ago I lived on a street with lots of little kids. Once one of those kids, I suspect, had heard his parents talking about Pizza Hut and immediately started riding his bike in front of the house, shouting “Pizza Hut is NAAAASTY! Pizza Hut is NAAAASTY!”

So now any time my wife and I consider Pizza Hut (it’s the only option of its kind around here), we have to remind each other of that kid’s opinion of it.