Comment on Anon finds a new way to get protein

FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My neighbor has an indoor cat that spends all day getting into the highest spots he can find. This is his hobby. I’ve watched him get down from on top of the high-hung cupboards and the way he did it… it was like the whole apartment was his planet fitness. They all called him fat, because at first glance, sure you could say that.

  He got down to come see me when I first visited and I was 100% sure that I never wanted to mess with this cat. I was like patting a fuzzy wall. He is not fat. Bro is built like a tank. He’s literally V shaped. He’s survived years with three pitbull dogs that like to chase him and try to use him as a toy. Out of all the animals there, that is the scariest one. That’s what happens when your cat uses ALL the protein in that food for gainz.

  I pointed this out to one of the neighbors and the look on their faces as they realized I was right.

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  • nomy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And then there’s the other kind of cat (mine) that uses all the protein to become pear-shaped.

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