…its 2035 and the ending of jeans as we know them. Today the birth of the unipocket marks the start of another page in crotch covering technology. We’ll no longer be bound by the primitive tubular jeans of old. Jeans with two small front pockets that wouldn’t cover anyone’s privates in the case, the oh so common zipper failure. No, no ziper, no flimsy buttons either. Those have always been weakness. The future is brighter than we could have ever imagined. That’s right! Front and rear screens covering every crotch on the planets. And a screen belt to hold it all together. And for the perpetualization of Victoria’s Secret, the new double circular scraw… A scraw covering every pair of tits on the planet! Imagine full crotch ads! Imagine all the profit!