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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Thank you, I came here to say the same thing. The problem isn’t that we don’t glow, it’s the fact that our eyes suck.

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CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Don’t we have some of the best eyes in the entire animal kingdom except for birds?

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- Ghosthacked@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  “Best eyes”
  
  Adjusts glasses
  
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- FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Not good enough obviously.
  
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- psud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  We have blood vessels in front of our visual sensors. Squid and octopuses have better designed eyes.
  
  I don’t know how we compare in visual acuity to them, but they don’t need to fake as much of their visual field as we do
  
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cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Also you are a flying squid and not a glowing squid, so its no wonder that we/you don’t glow.

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- FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  I speak as a human when I wear my human costume. That’s exactly why I have this shirt:
  
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  - cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Lol
    
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