Oh, and while you’re at it, wrangle one or more small [animal-like] children all day, keep the entire house clean, and dinner better be ready when I get home–it’s been a hard day at work. And stop being such a bitch, eh?
Comment on Putting the die in diet
psoul@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Replace the egg by a croissant, add a cigarette after each meal. Become condescending. Move to France. Blend in.
probably2high@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 days ago
This diet was easy with a health dose of amphetamines. Wine took the edge off.
probably2high@lemmy.world 3 days ago
With a healthy enough dose, you can speedrun this by cutting the eggs, coffee, wine, and steak.
Ze_Rosie_Ro@lemmy.cafe 3 days ago
That’s what I’m talking about!
niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Replace the egg by a œuf.
Valmond@lemmy.world 3 days ago
So passé, it’s ecig now.