Comment on I need this framed in every room so I don't make that mistake again

Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Just say you gotta shit then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Just say you gotta shit on the front porch, then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.

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    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      That does usually prevent future invites, too.

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• iowagneiss@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  But then I have to pay and care for a dog. I’ll just not put myself in either situation.

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  • varyingExpertise@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Neighbors’ dog that you’re taking care of for the week¹ works as well.

    ¹_No actual neighbors’ dog required_

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