Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people

• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’re not channeling Shoresy. Shoresy would punch you in the dick and then fuck your mom because she begged him to.

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  • droporain@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    yOuR nOt cHaNnElInG sHoReSy - proceeds to do the worst impression I have ever seen or heard.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Seriously you need professional help

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lol, are you even out of high-school?

  Your gonna need better material than what the kids who were failing ( when I was in high-school 2 decades ago) used.

  Please cry harder. It’s amusing.

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  • droporain@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh I’m sorrrrry I didn’t know you was a geezer, let’s get you back to bed grandpa, and put your hearing aids in.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Calm down before you give yourself an angina, get you blood pressure tested and talk to your therapist about your emotional outbursts when someone mentions they don’t have the same standards as you.

      I would say that I would hate to run into you in public, but it’s pretty clear you don’t go out because its too noisy. I mean there are cars and road work and people who talk, and there are alarms. The lights beep for those who need to cross the road. Stores play music and doorbells chime.

      Seriously grow up.

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      • droporain@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The light pollution is pretty awful too. Someday I will have been out of highschool for 2 decades like you, maybe I’ll proudly serve, take my Bluetooth speaker on a hike and make a grown-up account on Lemmy.

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