A lot of companies in europe are moving back to a more natural, less soul-crushing work days and work weeks. For example making 6 hour work day standard, making half the days in the week shorter or just making friday free.
Comment on I welcome our new alien overlords
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Alien: we will poison your oceans with synthetic micro particles
Human: got that too.
Alien: that it’s, time for the big stuff. We will create elaborate torture schedules that give you soul crushing tasks while slowly making all good things worse as we condition you that it’s all your fault.
Human: oh boy, you should probably sit down for this…
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Alien: fine! it sure would be a shame if something happened to these lovely polar ice caps…we shall slowly but surely shift your planet’s entire climate, until you boil like lobsters and the oceans rise!
Jumi@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Been there, done that
KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
“We’ll divide you up into arbitrary subgroups, spread lies amongst those groups, and have you fight amongst yourselves rather than unify!”
LostWon@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Old news. What else you got?