Elementary school me partially discovering I’m a lesbian during “the talk”:
"Five minutes ago I didn’t even know I had a Third Hole™ and now you’re telling me I’m supposed to put the thing that boys PEE OUT OF, INTO IT!?"
[She then grew up to very much enjoy putting the thing that girls pee out of into her mouth.]
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To attract cows?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Yeah, maybe adopt a calf someday.