Comment on typical future ER visitor
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks agoI like how you are taking these questions at face value. Time for an interview with Philomena Cunk.
“Isn’t it weird that your job is basically staring into a hole all day? Like, did you lose a bet or something?”
“Do you ever feel like your patients are secretly judging you while you’re judging their behinds?”
“What was the first time you told someone, ‘I want to dedicate my life to bottoms,’ and how did they respond?”
“If you think about it, the rectum is like the backdoor of the body. Do you ever knock, or is it more of a barging-in situation?”
“Would you say the rectum is the most underappreciated organ, or is it just happy to be left alone?”
Darrell_Winfield@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have a very broad scope of practice, so I stare into other holes as well! But no, didn’t know how much of my profession would involve starting into holes.
Eh, not really? Most people tend to be quite self conscious and so are wrapped up in their own judgement to judge me.
I think it was my parents? Pretty much their response was “seems like a good way to pay the bills”.
I like to take the door by surprise. If you give them notice by knocking, they clean up the place a bit. Gotta catch them by surprise to know what’s really going on.
Underappreciated for sure. Ever seen that meme about which organ is the most important? Anus shuts up and everyone dies.