Hot = mows lawn Raining = waters lawn
He’s wired back-to-front
Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 🌃 Sunday, 5 January, 2025
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 days ago
Fucking hot outside, so of course my neighbour is out there with his ancient mower.
The mower keeps cutting out and he’s swearing up a storm.
I’ve said it before, one day (like today) I’m going to find his corpse on the lawn next to his fucking mower.
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 5 days ago
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 days ago
Not sure he’s got wires left to be honest
TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 days ago
I thought you were gonna find him passed out next to a hose?
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 days ago
If only…
Baku@aussie.zone 5 days ago
Isn’t lawn mowing a restricted activity on total fire ban days? Could’ve sworn there was something about that
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 days ago
Yes it’s restricted with some guidelines. I’m pretty sure my neighbour will ignore all warnings and continue anyway.
Baku@aussie.zone 5 days ago
I gave it a google and edited dmy comment. Technically it isn’t illegal, they just say to avoid it. the restrictions do essentially say he must carry a fire extinguisher with over 9L capacity, but I doubt he would. Bloody tosser ngl
I know it’s not as bad in the city, but I just can’t shake my countryside instincts. If this was my neighbour where I used to live, he’d have gotten a firm backhander across the face by now, because he’d be risking burning the entire bloody town down
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 days ago
There’s very little fuel for a grassfire around. But I do get where you’re coming from.
Us suburbanites have very low survival instincts, especially entitled blokes over 80 (like old mate next door)